"Wait but what are the units for that problem?"

"It literally does not matter"

ohmycapswan:

Mythology meme: (1/9) Greek Gods/Goddesses

Persephone was the daughter of Zeus and Demeter and the goddess of springtime. One day, while she was collecting flowers, Hades, who was in love with her and amazed by her beauty, appeared and abducted her. He took her to the Underworld and made her his wife. Persephone’s mother, Demeter, was so heartbroken that she refused to let the Earth fruit until her daughter was returned. Zeus couldn’t let that happen, and persuaded Hades to surrender the goddess. Even though Persephone grew to love Hades and enjoy her role as a queen, she missed Earth and her mother. However, since Persephone had eaten from the god of death’s food, she had to spend half of each year in the Underworld as Hades’ queen. During that time, it was winter on Earth; when she returned, the flowers started to bloom and life became radiant again: it was spring.

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

behold, it is i, the evil social justice warrior, here to ruin your fun by pointing out that you’re being kind of an asshole

cashmeremammoth:

space witches

"we ourselves are made of star dust"
(carl sagam)

they find can understand the movements of the planets, interpret the darkest creases of the night sky. they find themselves aglow with starlight.

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semi hiatus because college is jank *crying emoji*

currently watching: elementary s2 and nbc kings

currently reading: storm of swords (will I ever finish asoiaf? stay tuned), ender's game (again)

currently listening: the thrilling adventure hour and freakonomics

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